its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Randomize