Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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