That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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