And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Operation Purity has been aborted
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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