that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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