My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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