I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
