ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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