I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
