WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
My bed smells like the plague
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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