I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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