They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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