Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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