your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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