im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Randomize
