Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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