Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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