Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Please don't give away my fajitas
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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