yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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