hell yes lets make some ravioli
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
