Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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