I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Of course I have a pirate flag
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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