i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
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