last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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