Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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