this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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