I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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