no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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