Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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