Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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