why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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