Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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