the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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