Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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