The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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