so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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