this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Randomize
