Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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