Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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