dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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