you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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