is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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