His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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