Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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