Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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