physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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