I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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