you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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