Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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