She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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