Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
No I am not eating basil off your cock
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
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