Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
