I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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