your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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